Achey Shakey Ballsacks...

[Hannibal]

The other day I was playing catch with some friends of mine... and afterwards, we played a pick up game of football. I was HB and got a lot of run plays right up the middle. the teams were 9 on 9, so it made it real fun. Of course, like the late, great, Walter Payton, I busted runs that would've made him proud, breaking tackles and running over other would-be tacklers. But after the game, when all the balls were in the sack *ballsack respectively*, I got hit by it as a kid swung it over his shoulder. I fell to the ground and was awfully achey getting up.
Thus leading me to the title of this post, Achey Shakey Ballsack...

Does anyone here play football?

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[Alex]

What type of weenies play with more than one football!

Perhaps you were playing smudgeball...and after the ball gets a smudge on it, you replace it with another one.

Perhaps that explains your Walter Paytonesque type of runs...Everyone was afraid to get their clothes smudged, lest they be forced to change their jerseys on the spot (pun unintended)

Did you serve crumpets and tea afterwards?

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Alex

[SHATOUSHKA]

i will admit that when i saw the topic (and also saw it was written by hanny) i was afraid to venture in...(lol).

i bet that sucks gettin' hit by that damned sack 'o balls.

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[SHATOUSHKA]

of course, the follow up read was quite enjoyable.

alex, you are too funny.

i don't play football (currently). but i bet watching anything that has a 9 on 9 ratio is interesting.

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[SHATOUSHKA]

( hanny, i could STILL kick your ass in bowling however.)

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[Hannibal]

One would like to think so, so I shall allow you to do just that


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As miserable as life may be I hold it pretty precious...

If I lose the light of the sun, I will write by candlelight, moonlight, no light. If I lose paper and ink, I wil write in blood on forgotten walls. I will write always, I will capture nights all over the world and bring them to you.
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[Alex]

So why were so many footballs present?

Your story has a hole in it big enough to clear the uprights.

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Alex

[Hannibal]

You're right Alex, there is a hole large enough to clear the uprights.
This story was a SHAM!
I just liked the title so much, I had to come up with a story to contradict what the title implied!
I'm such a failure!
i'm sorry Alex... really, i never meant to lie!
i NEED HELP!

[SHATOUSHKA]

heh heh heh... [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

[Hannibal]

Shatzy, what's with the mini-pic of my dad in your post?